Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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