I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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