I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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