Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Too much gin, very little bucket
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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