i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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