whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have tasted many bathrooms
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
