Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
