I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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