I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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