I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you would pick up someone in the library
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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