found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
