It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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