alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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