she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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