I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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