butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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