I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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