what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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