Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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