Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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