i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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