so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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