Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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