Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
