can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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