How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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