VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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