So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just found puke in my bra..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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