it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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