Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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