My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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