Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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