When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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