Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Ladies don't puke and tell
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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