his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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