I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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