that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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