Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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