I got chris browned last night
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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