shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
