so explain again why im purple
no
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
