On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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