So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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