I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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