this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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