Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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