Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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