Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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