How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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