How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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